Saint seiya parodie 2

Gold Saint
Saint Seiya
SAI
Bon c'est une petite parodie débile^^, j'avais fait quelques petites histoires sur Aiolia qui essayait vainement de seduire Marin principalement empeché par ses deux comperes Milo et Shaka
Milo car il donnait des techniques de drague trop agressives et Shaka qui etant ascete ne tenait pas a ce qu'Aiolia mene une vie de patachon devant chez lui alors que lui se privait de tout, bref quel egoiste


Translation (par )

Case 3
Aiolia : So? So? What do you think?
Milo: Was it really necessary to wear that stupid t-shirt?!

Case 4
Milo: Whatever! I can’t believe that you decided to ask Marin out!

Case 5
Milo: But don’t worry! I know women! If you follow my advice, you will be able to kiss her tonight!
Aiolia: You…you think so?

Case6
Shaka: In my humble opinion, you should let go of your desires and find an inner peace in detachment that will lead you to the Nirvana where…
Milo: Will you stop it?! Enough with your weird new age stuff! Aiolia is not a monk! He needs to find himself a girl!
Case 7
Milo: Moreover, I bet that you’re also interested in sex and all that stuff… You’re just keeping it quiet!
Shaka: You’re wrong. Since I have attain enlightenment, I don’t have any impure thoughts unlike some venomous arthropods.

Case 8
Milo: LIAR! I’m going to put that dart where you know! That should loosen up that lotus of yours!
Shaka: You’re so rude! Along with the other five senses, I will take away your deplorable sense of humor!
Aiolia: Stop fighting, please!

Case 9
Milo: I say that guys wearing dresses are suspicious!
Shaka: It’s not a dress but a traditional clothing! Let it go!

Case 10
Aiolia: It’s that time already?! But I’m not mentally ready for this!

Case 11
Aiolia: I’m stressing, guys! Encourage me!
Milo: Are you a man or not?! Get the hell out!
Shaka: May the gods be with you my friend. (Hopefully it won’t work because otherwise, I might lose my quiet neighborhood!)

Case 12
Milo&Shaka: Is he really going to make it?

Case 13
Aiolia: Marin!

Case 14
Aiolia: Oh Athena! She’s gorgeous! I’m so proud!

Case 15
Aiolia: This looks like a good movie! The poster is nice…

Case 16
Aiolia: It’s the first time I’m going to the theaters. I can’t wait to see this!

Case 17
Devil Milo: Aaaah! I’m just in time to give you lots of quick tips! Hmmm… What large and reassuring shoulders!

Case 18
He he! Now that you managed to lead that female into your trap, you just need to execute a closeness manuver the second the lights are turn off!

Case 19
Devil Milo: For example, you jump on her and French kiss her madly!

Case 20
Angel Shaka: No, Aiolia! Don’t listen to this little devil! Marin is a pure maiden! You must preserve her!
Devil Milo: Will you mind your own business?!

Case 21
Devil Milo: You ask for it!

Case 22
Devil Milo: Promise made! Promise kept!

Case 23
Aiolia: I will take her hand. It seems to be a good compromise.

Case 24
Aiolia: (Ah! The movie is beginning!) (Oh! But that's a cartoon! That's for kids! Ah! Ah!) (OH NO! He can't die! It's too sad!) (Hakuna Matata!) (Caaan you feel the love toniiight)

Case 25
Milo: So super stud? You're home early! I hope my seduction lessons helped you!

Case 26
Aiolia: She dumped me!

Case 27
Milo: WHAT??!! It can't be! Over a small kiss? That woman is crazy!
Shaka: By Shiva! I told you to not listen to that pervert! It's your own fault! (Hurray!)

Case 28
Aiolia: I didn't even kiss her. I was so absorbed by the movie that I didn't even think about it. To tell the truth, she said I was too...

Case 29
IMMATURE
Aiolia: SCAR! YOU BASTARD!!! LIGHTNING PLASMA!!!