saint seiya parodie 4 updated 1ere partie

Voila une bd que j'ai commencé il y a longtemps et que je ne croyais jamais pouvoir finir tellement elle est loooongue TT-TT

Tout a commencé quand j'ai vu un dessin de qui mettait en scene Shaka dans un decor de Noel je trouvais que c'etait un tres bonne idée, et l'histoire a commencé a germer^^

Pour cette histoire je parodie le conte de Noel de Charles Dickens ( pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas voila la version Disney [link] [link]) mais dans les grandes largeurs hein ^^, je fais jouer a certains chevaliers d'or, le role des esprits des Noels passés, presents et futurs

J'ai fait un Shaka tres OOC completement hysterique et fanatique, mais ça me faisait rire de l'imaginer comme ça ^^
Il va sans dire qu'il s'agit d'une situation totalement fantaisiste, où tout le monde est sensé être reincarné, je ne parle pas d'Aioros, Saga, Kanon, Dohko et Shion mais je le ferais dans d'autres histoires

C'est donc un conte de Noel un peu en avance, j'espere qu'avant Noel j'aurais le temps de faire quelques dessins en couleurs, et je mettrais aussi le script avec le texte ^^

L'histoire est en quatre parties
Traduction

Case1:
In the sanctuary, a place that was thought to be isolated from everything, people gets ready to celebrate Christmas during an unusual cold.
Even the most virile hearts are touched; souls blossom; each home opens their door a little to welcome the visitor, a messenger of love and joy.
However, there is a door everyone will knock vainly.

Case 2:
Shiva and Agora: Make way, you rascals! The great Shaka, the man the closest to god, is coming!
The door of Shaka, the Virgo Gold Saint, whom a very strict practice of the religion has, it seems, dried up his heart.

Case 3:
He was as hard and as cutting as the flint
Shaka: We have to kill everyone who disagrees with us!

Case 4:
He was also secretive, withdrawn and more solitary than an oyster, living as a recluse most of the time in the sixth temple.

Case 5:
He spent his days meditating.

Case 6:
Only a miracle could make him open his eyes to the world around him.
But isn’t Christmas a time of miracles?

Case 8:
Shaka: Ewwww! I thought I recognized this unpleasant cosmos! And I don’t get me started about the smell!
DM: Spare me your remarks! Let me go through your temple!

Case 9:
Shaka: First, tell me what you have in this bag! Probably one of your doubtful smuggled goods!

Case 10 :
DM: If you want to know, there are gifts and munchies for the Christmas Eve party at Camus’ house.

Case 11:
Shaka: Are you kidding me? You want me to believe that the terrible DM is bringing small presents to a party supposedly organized by the cold Camus? Fear my wrath!
DM: I do whatever I want and I already mended my ways in front of the Wailing Wall!

Case 12 :
DM : Besides, everyone was invited. You should have received a letter too.
Shaka: I never look at my mail! I’m far above that!

Case 13 :
DM : Whatever! You’re wasting my time. I’m going through, whether you like it or not!

Case 14 :
Shaka : I saw your obscene hand gesture!

Case 15 :
Shaka : A letter he said huh?

Case 16 :
Shaka throws untidily the letters regarding the taxes and the ones about the Mivilude, the anti-sect committee.

Case 17 :
Dear Shaka,
Why not celebrate our resurrection all together during the only day of the year when people seems, unanimously, open their heart which was closed far too long: Christmas.
Blablabla Signed Camus

Case 18 :
Shaka: Irrevelant. They should celebrate Buddha’s birth instead!

Case 20 :
Shaka: What do I see?!

Case 21 :
Shaka makes a reception worthy of the most kitsch movies of Bollywood
WELCOME!!!

Case 22 :
Shaka: Mu, what a pleasure to see you! We don’t usually see you around here and you brought the brave Adlé and the adorable Kiki!

Case 23 :
Shaka : You all came to meditate with me. It makes me so happy!
Mu: Well, not really…

Case 24 :
Mu : Actually, we were on our way to Camus’…
Shaka: What are you saying, Mu? Don’t tell me that you’re going to participate to this awful commercial pagan celebration !

Case 25 :
Mu: But Shaka, it’s only an excuse to see each other. You shouldn’t see evil everywhere!
Shaka: I’m very disappointed in you, Mu! You should be ashamed! Your Buddhism is getting soft and what an example for Kiki!!

Case 26 :
Mu: Yes, err… Well, we shall talk about it another time, huh? Because we’re in a hurry…
Kiki: Bye uncle Shaka!

Case 27 :
Mu: Run and don’t look back!
Shaka: But why are you running away?

Case 28 :
Shaka : Come back…

Case 29 :
Shaka : I’m such a kind man!

Case 33 :
Shaka : Atchoum !!

Case 36 :
Shaka: It’s so cold. I’m frozen. It’s impossible to mediate in these conditions.

Case 39 :
Shaka: I’m sorry, my dear shala trees. Your branches will grow back.

Case 41:
Aiolia: Are you cold? You can get a little closer to me.

Case 45 :
Aiolia et marin : Kof Kof !

Case 46 :
Aiolia : Are you nuts? What is all this smoke?
Shaka: I don’t understand. The wood doesn’t want to catch fire.

Case 47 :
Aiolia : But where did you get this weird wood?
Shaka: Yeah, yeah… Usually, it’s my slav--- my followers who take care of such things but they are on vacations.

Case 48 :
Aiolia : Go ahead, my darling. I’ll take care of this big incompetent.
Shaka: Hurry up if you are so smart!

Case 49 :
Aiolia : I’ll be there in five minutes. I love you. I miss you already.
Shaka: Haem! No obscene and licentious words in this temple PLEASE!


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